Golly, I forget how long my hair used to be!

This is the night I tried to woo a girl in my year. After mixing horrendously all evening I walked up to the girl in question and we began to chat. She said, i’ll be back in a moment i just got to get rid of this chewing gum. Being the charming, wasted, kinda guy I was I just stuck out my hand and said ‘its okay i’ll do it’. Apparently I wouldn’t take no for an answer.

How I ended up dating her for a year is slightly beyond me ha, poor girl.